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Steven Moffat writes Doctor
Who like a magician performs an illusion.
He generally spends a great deal of time setting things up, posing the
questions he wants to answer, and slowly drawing the viewer in until he reaches
the climax and, with a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and a little bit of
sleight of hand, everything pops into place and The Doctor (and by extension
Moffat), jumps to his feet, raises his hands in the air and shouts “Ta-da!”
Moffat’s storytelling style isn’t necessarily a bad thing and
it’s not like his predecessor Russell T Davies didn’t have some of the same
quirks. But last night’s swan song for
Matt Smith, “The Time of The Doctor,” was like an illusion gone horribly
wrong. The trap door didn’t open. The smoke bomb didn’t go off. The assistant missed her cue. All the whizzing and banging and lights and
pomp were unable to conceal the stagehands working behind the curtain. The entire thing didn’t make a damn lick of
sense. And yet there, at the end, were
Matt Smith and Steven Moffat raising their hands in triumph, yelling “Ta-da!”
and hoping beyond hope that we’ll applaud even in spite of the mess we’ve just
seen.
I’ll be the first to admit that I can make the occasional
misread of an episode of Doctor Who. I had an extremely negative initial reaction
to the 50th anniversary special, “The Day of The Doctor,” but I
realized fairly quickly that that reaction was a result of my own expectations
going into the episode as opposed to anything the episode actually did. Here, however, I don’t think that it was my
expectations causing problems. This was
after all, a fairly straightforward episode of Doctor Who. The Doctor shows
up to a place where mysterious things are happening, investigates, determines
the problem, and saves the day. The
problem here is that the “mysterious things” are so convoluted and so obviously
an attempt to wrap up four years' worth of story with a neat little bow that the
result is more confusing than intriguing.
And The Doctor’s “solution” is basically to do nothing for 500 years
until he’s saved by a Deus ex Machina
(see also: “Parting of the Ways, The,” “Last of the Time Lords,” “Big Bang,
The,” and “Wedding of River Song, The”).
It’s easily the most common way that Davies and Moffat have wrapped up
their respective Doctor Who seasons
but it often comes across as a cheat.
And the worst part is that here, again, it doesn’t make any sense.
Let’s see if I can understandably summarize the plot for
“The Time of The Doctor” in a single paragraph.
The entire universe is being drawn to a planet by an undecipherable
signal. The Doctor investigates the
planet, finds a lonely town called Christmas that’s surrounded by a truth field
(preventing anybody from lying) and inhabited by maybe a couple hundred people,
and discovers another rip in time (previously seen in season five). It turns out the Time Lords are on the other
side of this rip anxious to get back to our universe so they’re broadcasting a
signal to get The Doctor’s attention.
That signal? The question that
must never be answered: Doctor Who? That’s
right. This planet is Trenzalore. And The Doctor’s greatest foes have gathered
to keep him from saying his name and releasing the Time Lords on this universe
once again. At this point, “The Time of
the Doctor” decides to “yada yada”*
five centuries' worth of attacks and war as The Doctor decides to sit on his
arse “protecting” the people of Christmas as he slowly dies of old age, having
run out of regenerations.** In the end,
Clara (yes she’s still around, sort of) begs the Time Lords to help The Doctor. They do…something, giving him a new set of regenerations, and letting him blast
the hell out of the Daleks, who became the big bad about three-quarters of the
way through the episode. And did I
mention that Madam Kovarian’s church and the Silence are the good guys
now? Yeah, that happened to.
* “Then the doctor
said "No," yada, yada, yada. Then the
Sontarans and Cybermen attacked, yada, yada, yada. Then there was a war, yada, yada, yada.”
** And let's not forget that "The Day of The Doctor" was an entire episode built around The Doctor(s) tricking the humans and the Zygons into negotiating a peace treaty. He couldn't do the same with the church in 500 years?
Where do even begin?
Setting aside the small plot holes, let’s look at the big picture. What does this all mean? It sounds like a trite question, but “The
Time of The Doctor” is the culmination of four years of the show and The Doctor’s
adventures. Is it too unreasonable to
expect this episode to put a definitive stamp on who, exactly, the Eleventh
Doctor is? Instead, Moffat seems less
concerned with whom The Doctor is and more concerned with what The Doctor did,
eschewing any attempt at actual character development in favor of explaining
long forgotten bits of plots like how the Silence blew up the TARDIS and
Manchurian Candidated River Song in desperate attempts to change The Doctor’s
timeline and prevent him from coming to Trenzalore.
So who was The Doctor in this, his final episode? The only thing you can really say about him
is that he was the Man Who Waited.
Waited for what? I don’t
know. But there’s no indication given at
any point during the half-millennium Siege and Battle of Trenzalore that The
Doctor did anything but wait for the next thing to happen. But maybe that’s a fitting end to the
Eleventh Doctor. After all, throughout
his run, Matt Smith’s Doctor has been defined not by himself but by the people
(women really) with whom he has surrounded himself. First with Amy, then River, and finally with
Clara, no attempt has been made during Moffat’s tenure to really explore who
The Doctor is. Rather, it’s his
companions who have been the mysteries in need of solving whether it was The
Girl Who Waited, the sweetie with spoilers, or The Impossible Girl. The Doctor has always had companions but
never before has he been defined by them,
as opposed to giving them definition.
This is a serious problem for Doctor Who because, while the
show may get a bit of a reboot with the transition to Peter Capaldi’s Twelfth
Doctor, the same man is still behind the curtain pulling the strings. Moffat has had four years to put his stamp on
The Doctor and what has he shown the character to be? “The Day of The Doctor” called the Eleventh
Doctor “the one who forgets.” But he
could just as easily be called “the one who wants to be forgotten…except when
he doesn’t.” Nine was defined by The
Time War, a manic figure clearly, in retrospect, suffering from PTSD. Ten kept a bit of that mania, still
regretting his actions, but capable of forging real, human connections and, in
his final moments, showing how human he had become, begging and yearning for just
a little more time. Eleven? I just don’t know. He was an egomaniacal madman, utterly convinced
of his own brilliance and invulnerability (especially remarkable given his
admission last night that this was his final form) until he
wanted to be forgotten, which he was, until he wasn’t anymore. “The Time of The Doctor” was Moffat’s chance
to define the meaning of Matt Smith’s Eleventh Doctor and he failed.
It really is a shame.
I first started watching Doctor Who weekly with “The Eleventh Hour”
after binge-watching the first four seasons (and specials) over a couple of
months. I do consider Matt Smith, more
than anybody else anyway, to be “my Doctor.”
And yet I can’t help but think that he was let down by Moffat. The first season and a half of Smith’s tenure
were amazing, with Moffat and Smith seemingly perfecting the nature of an
1100-year-old man in a young man’s body.
But the last two years have seen the story spiral out of control as
Moffat has lost his focus on The Doctor in favor of spinning more and more
intricate plot webs every year. A new Doctor is
here, but the same showrunner remains.
Hopefully, Capaldi’s iteration allows Moffat to focus on his characters,
rather than his illusions.
A couple of spare thoughts –
I think it says a lot about Moffat that, of all the ways he
could end Smith’s tenure and of all the people he could have paired him with,
it’s Amy who gets the last goodbye and not Clara or, you know, The Doctor’s
WIFE, River.
Clara also gets sidelined for pretty much the entire
episode, serving only to delay the return of the TARDIS to The Doctor and as
the jumpstart to the Time Lords’ Deus ex
Machina. She’s mostly served as a
puzzle to be solved thus far but hopefully, with a new Doctor, whom SHE PLEASE
WON’T FANCY (because dear God we don’t need another companion in love with The
Doctor), she’ll be developed more as a character.
So thoughts?
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